slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

lameborghini:

straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

haemus:

It me

haemus:

It me

clcok:

maybe

clcok:

maybe

s2gj66b8ab:

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

WWKCIACTD

aubreygrahamofficial:

What Would Kid Cudi In A Crop Top Do

NIPPLE IT